Breaking and Entering

So a few nights ago I grabbed a bottle of vodka and got drunk with my housemate Corey.  We started drinking pretty early so we ran out of alcohol before midnight.   I called my neighbour Dan and he said he was out for his mates Birthday but to just go in the backdoor and take the goone in the fridge and he would come over when he got back.  I run next door but the door was locked...damn!  I text Dan and he replies..."go in through the window into the living room."  "Are you sure" "yes thats how I get it when I lock myself out."  Ok boys a little BnE is going to be taking place, but it should be easy.  I slip on Stewy's shoes (Corey's friend) because it was wet out the back (now poor Stewy only has his socks to wear) and the three of us go into the backyard trying to be as quiet as possible but being drunk we couldn't stop laughing and ended up knocking over the big planter in the back.  We get to the side of the house where the window is and there are so many plants (and most likely spiders) we we decided that going around the front and opening the side gate would be better.

There we are at the front of the house with Corey halfway over the gate when I hear a window open up and a womans voice.  Shit we woke up the neighbours in the house next door.  "hi" I hear Corey say.  "It's ok we live here, we aren't breaking in or anything"  "oh no worries, it's ok" she says.  "We lost our key, we are just trying to get back in" laughing and not able to get the gate open we head back through our part of the house and into the backyard once again to make our way through the plants.  "Corey I think you should go,  I'm not taking the chance of spiders."  He makes his way through the plants and stops at a window.  "Is this it?"  "I think so, try and open it"  and without any effort the window jus slid open.  "ok now crawl through, turn on the light and come and open the back door.  All I see is Corey stealthly slide through the window and then a few seconds later the lights come on and he is unlocking the back door.

At this point we are pissing ourselves laughing.  I am not to sure who is home and want to be in and out before we wake everyone up.  We were trying so hard not to laugh and be quiet while I went in the fridge and grabbed the goone but as we turned to leave one of the housemates Damien was standing in the living room looking at us!  SHIT! "hi"  I say with a big smile and waving. "Dan told us too, it's okay" we turn around turn off the light and walk out the door.

I can't believe we broke in next door just for goone!  Goone makes you steal I swear, but usually only when you are gooned up not before the fact.  Haha anyways, we drank some goone and Dan showed up a little while later and enjoyed some of the goone with us.  Oh the fun times!